yodelmachine:

daniellei:

sidekick21:

daniellei:

aimee-b-loved:

nickdouglas:

FREE TEXAS with purchase of state of greater or equal value

(from 4chan)

I’m not a fan of anything Texan right now.

I have NEVER been a fan of Texas. Stupid long horn hand signs and whatnot.

THE HELL. Texas owns all other states. We can be our own country TYVM. Just ‘cause your University doesn’t have as much pride as we do. Be jealous and keep talking.

Your governor and his tea-bagging buddies have made claims of wanting to secede before.  By all means, do it.  We could use having a few less #TCOT members in this country.

I think you mean “a few fewer #TCOT” OH GOD please don’t exile me to Texas

Um…please take Oklahoma with you, actually. Fun fact: by many measures Oklahoma is the most conservative state in America! Examples: Oklahoma was the only state to have every district go McCain in 2008! One of Oklahoma’s senators is Tom Coburn, who is such a right-wing reactionary he doesn’t want to authorize funding for disabled veterans! Sally Kern, an Oklahoma state legislator, thinks that homosexuality is more dangerous than terrorism!

At least Texas has Austin.