alelepants replied to your post: SOMEONE WRITE AMANDA SOME REPUBLICAN PRIMARY FANFIC.
Well, it can all start with Newt asking his wife for an “open marriage,” and then at the apex of the slashy events, Rick Santorum literally lives up to his name from the asses of all the other GOP candidates.
Oh, baby.
Please god let the moderator ask about Santorum’s CUM.
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dooeytwo said:
Oh no… WHAT IS HAPPENING. I’ve opened Tumblr at the absolute worst possible moment. COMMAND Z. COMMAND Z. It’s not too late for me to burn it all down and start over on Blogger.
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stayinbedgrowyourhair said:
oh god NOOOOO
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