FACT: I'm hopefully trying out for roller derby next month and if I do, one of the names I'm tossing around is Stabigail Adams.
Yes, pick that or else.
Or Stabigail Bartlet. For ubernerds. How do you make an umlaut? I don’t know. Adams sounds better.
Or Stabigail Van Buren, like Dear Abby, who is twin sisters with Ann Landers.
Still, Adams is best sounding.
