June 2011
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“Alaska Airlines spokeswoman Bobbie Egan said the airline has never had a...”
– US man stung by scorpion on commercial flight - Yahoo! News (via morrowplanet)
I’m not feeling well, could someone else make the obvious Palin joke?
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Does anyone both have Harry Potter 7 on CD and...
You see, I planned to read it before the movie comes out, but then my mom found the audiobook in her garage and I thought, Aha! I spend much time in the car (sorry, planet), and this will be considerably easier than lugging around the book!
And my plan worked brilliantly until I found discs 8 and 9 replaced by Grateful Dead: The best of “Skeletons from the Closet” and Creedence...
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Guessing that Bachmann picture is going to make...
Just a guess. About those hypothetical people.
“Rep. Michele Bachmann kicked off her presidential campaign on Monday in...”
– The wrong John Wayne - Washington Times
Okay, that’s pretty funny.
(via tiffanyb)
Considering she was BORN in Waterloo, you’d think she’d know John Wayne, aka Marion Morrison, was born in Central Iowa.
(via jamiek)
The WASHINGTON TIMES is calling her on this? Love it.
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jwisser:
Disclosure and Dating
unnomjuste:
A very worthwhile rant, as rants go.
For some strange reason, however, there is never any onus on cis people to list “being trans” as one of the dealbreakers for a relationship. If every cis person would explicitly indicate whether or not they were willing to have relationships with trans people, this would not be an issue and no one would ever...
Deleting my feelings. Covering my tracks. Fuck...
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Help me out, shop at Amazon →
guillee:
Yup, still broke, and still not getting paid. I hate doing this, but if you’re planning to buy something from Amazon and want to help me out, please use this link to go there before buying anything. I’ll get a small commission of between 4% and 6%, at no extra cost to you. It’s not a ton of money, but it’ll help me get by for now. (Feel free to bookmark the link or drag it to your...
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It’s good to be back to the internet (which I’m not going to even try to catch up on), but goddamn do I miss New York.
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Me, 9:52 am, to my just-rolled-over cousin: Good morning, sunshine!
Cousin: It’s not 10:00 yet, leave me alone.
My kind of girl.
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In my defense, I apparently can't plug in my phone...
fyi: lots of planets have a north
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Survey should I have another glass?!
If it’s important, it took me quite a while to type this without typos, BUT at least I recognized that there were typos.
Rose I'm telling you, it's the Nestene...
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I was just putting popcorn in my mouth and I bit...
I may be officially inebriated.
It's confusing to me that Studio 60 has a...
Valium?
Please?
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Empty trash. Buy milk. Forge history. →
To trace the great arcs of civilization, historians tap the humble list
This is fascinating.
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Go to Wikipedia and click “random article.” This...
milkglassmao:
Heaton Park Hebrew Congregation
I’m pretty excited that my cooch is Jewish.
Apertura and Clausura in Argentine football.
Well.
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I love babysitting two-year-olds
Me: Do you want me to read to you?
Her: No! Self!
Me: Do you want me to color with you?
Her: No! Self!
Me: Do you want me to play animals with you?
Her: No! Self!
Me: Do you want me to go in the other room and make myself some tea?
Her: No! Sel--yes! Go oter woom!
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Memo to the boy baby:
I’m THRILLED that you’re actually still sleeping, but could you stop acting like you’re awake, making me prepare myself for you being awake, and then not being awake? It’s really quite bad for my heart.
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here's the thing it turns out if you go back to...
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A Gay Girl in Damascus
If you haven’t been following the saga of A Gay Girl in Damascus, there are a number of places summing it up.
Okay. Now then. I’ve been reading AGGiD for a few months now. I’ve found some of it odd, and, as a Jew who supports the State of Israel, if not everything it does, offensive. And the one time I posted a comment, asking for some clarification on the situation, saying that...
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BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYY
Yom Huledet Same’ach, Rachel!
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