May 2011
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rachelarogers:
girl-detective replied to your chat: My sisters and I are trying to decide what to get our mom for Mother’s day. It’s my job to order.
What, no sister named Leah?
nah, we’re the wives of the patriarchs. in reverse chronological, but alphabetical, order.
Leah *was* one of the patriarchs’ wives…every prayer or blessing I’ve ever heard, including the official...
April 2011
43 posts
I AM GOING TO TARGET.
I’ll be back at NEVER O’CLOCK.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Something bad has happened to my iPad, bad things, and now it won’t turn off, it’s just all black with the little circle moving like it’s doing something but it’s not and the computer won’t connect to it and oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck why isn’t there a 24 hour Apple store
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Setting up SlothPad
First priority: Words with Friends.
People who leave as many bobby pins around as I do...
tj:
thebarmaiden replied to your post: Perspective is a nice idea, but…
I don’t know if you saw my reblog but when I cracked my iPad 2, I took it to the Mac store and they replaced it and didn’t charge me anything. I know it’s not their policy, but I got lucky and I really think you should try it! You never know!
Totally sending The Wife...
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secret tumblr message
inthefade:
Sorry I didn’t move my car out of the driveway when you needed.
Todd was “parking” his “car” in my “garage” so I didn’t hear you.
Michele, I don’t know how to tell you this, but I think you should check out this link.
The posts, comments on posts, likes on comments,...
Well, I would say “circle jerk”, but god only knows what you people would come up with in response to that.
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What do you think it means if just taking the personality disorder test made me feel sad, lonely, and inadequate?
Last Ditch Effort Productions is looking for... →
lamb-onthe-lam:
I’m only going to post this once. I will put a link to it in my Tumblr description as well.
Last Ditch Effort Productions (my production company) has launched a Kickstarter page. We are looking to take our horror film Hemisphere to various film festivals around the country and maybe even outside of the U.S. We also need to make HD upgrades for our next film. I know money is...
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"Scarce resources are bad and lead to war"
The sum of today’s lecture, so far going on for forty forty-five minutes, with no sign of stopping.
As a professor's daughter, I can't believe I'm...
But does anyone know where I can safely (or mostly safely) torrent books? It’s not my fault it’s 45 damn dollars and I’m a student.
Also I swear once finals are over I’ll return to posting pictures of kitties or whatever is it I used to use the internet for and stop begging you guys for help…
Fucking Genius Bar guys, how do they work?
And why are they such assholes?
I could just blow you guys.
jwisser:
Oh hell. I totally forgot to do mine last night. Sorry! Can you still use additional videos?
Of course! I’m assuming half of them will decide not to go into iMovie, and half will decide not to come out of iMovie, so, you know…
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Assignment
Each project should reference 7-10 sources. Half of these can be sources that we’ve worked on in class. I’ll expect that some of these are scholarly articles.
Quick, someone write a scholarly article on tweetups!
RULES FOR TWEETUPS
atsween:
DO NOT RELEASE BEES AT THE TWEETUP.
DO NOT THREATEN TO RELEASE BEES AT THE TWEETUP.
DO NOT BRAG ABOUT YOUR SWEET-ASS BEES AT THE TWEETUP, ‘CAUSE THAT’S JUST DOUCHY.
Looking for sources. Will be finding way to use this one.
I could just blow you guys.
I was sent to pick up a sack of potatoes from my...
thejohnblog:
I feel like I should bust up their chiffarobe in exchange or something.
Reblogged because I don’t understand how everyone isn’t hearting the shit out of this.
Reblogging makes this complicated...
But I do have a new deadline….If you’re willing to help, I need the video AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. I have class on the 27th to work on them, and then also next week, but my professor is totally skeptical about you guys doing it, so the sooner the better.
Also, you guys are pretty sweet.
Grades are more important than followers.
Oh god, who have I become?
""Being a dick""
A desperate, desperate dick.
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Only YOU can help me pass English 115
Hi! No one has done this, and I’m freaking the fuck out, and I know you’re all busy, and it was Easter, but even if you only answer a question or two it would be very, very helpful. Technically I have until next Monday with these, but I’m supposed to come into class tomorrow with some. Please. Please. I will make you so many cupcakes.
I’m doing my final project for my English...
Amazon today only: Dr. Who series collections 61%... →
Seasons 1-4 for $125. Pretty good.
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Gender differences
Mom: You want to come with me?
Dad: Where are you going?
Mom: Down the block to visit with Karen about the wedding she went to.
Dad: I…I think that sounds like a…girl thing.
Dad: :Hurries into his office:
A Ten-Year-Old's Rant To "Boys Around The World" →
Like I said I HATE pink. I despise it. HACK See I spat on it. That’s how much I hate pink. Hey guess what Stefano, age 7, I wear blue, green, orange, and white about everyday like every other kid in America ( and for this kid in Sweden). I like just about every other color in the rainbow. Except for Pink ( the color not the singer). and purple. So Stefano, I think you have learned an...
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Only YOU can help me pass English 115
I’m doing my final project for my English class (Intro to Film and New Media), and I need some help. And I promised my professor you would help me.
We’re supposed to “investigate and assess an important question that helps us to better understand the ways that digital media affects us, our habits, our assumptions, our society and communities, and/or our world”. My question is about offline...
microaggressions:
I am a female attorney. I represented a client at a court hearing where there were five other parties, all represented by male attorneys. The judge was a male. During the hearing, the judge ordered me to take notes while my colleagues made their arguments and at the end, instructed me to type up the minutes and send to him for approval. When I gently pointed out that this...
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We communicate.
Me, pointedly: So I had to go over to Mom and Dad’s to pick up a package today.
Avery, paying attention to Reeder: Mmmhmm.
Me: A package.
Avery: Mmmhmm.
Me: From Cupertino.
Avery: Mmmh—It came! That’s awesome!
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