May 2010
34 posts
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April 2010
46 posts
“So, just to recap what you can and can’t do in Florida: Get married if you’re...”
–  Think Progress  » Florida tries to ban sex with animals after failing to do so last year.
Apr 30th
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The dragons take their baths
Bella: Nooooo noooo put me down what are you doooooing I haaaaate you oh god not the water, no no, anything but that, I will splash at you I will this is terrib—oh, hey, I can drink this stuff! Cool! Puff: I have been picked up. I am being put down. It is wet. I must puff up my body and pretend to be dead. Coast is clear. No predators. Drinking. But be wary. 
Apr 30th
Stop Deporting Kiana Firouz, the Iranian Lesbian... →
Will signing do anything? Probably not. Is it worth the ten seconds it takes to sign it, just in case? Yes.
Apr 28th
1 tag
Reading Advice for Strays
No one tell Sniffy, but I think she might have some spelling issues. She keeps putting in extra u’s. 
Apr 26th
Ignore whatever Avery's about to post.
Apr 23rd
3 tags
Poo.
There is a discussion going on in this household about the need to poo. Some people say that they “don’t need to poo” if they’re out and there isn’t a toilet around. Other people say that if they need to poo (like the, uh, kind of poo you get when you’re sick), they have to poo. In other words, some people simply put off their diarrheal urges—or rather,...
Apr 23rd
Update
Her: Oh god, what if I'm wrong. What if they ARE married.
Me: I would laugh at you.
Her: Okay, phew, they're definitely siblings
Me: Do they live in West Virginia? Could still be married.
Her: Shut up. I was right. I was riiiiight.
Me: You're sleeping on the couch. Forever.
Her: IT WAS WORTH IT.
Apr 22nd
Apr 22nd
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Me: Does he have a kid?
Avery: No...he's not even married.
Me: Uh, except to--
Avery: Dude, that's his sister.
Me: Oh.
Avery: She lives across the country from him.
Me: Oh--
Avery: And also was birthed by his mother.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
3 tags
No more House for me.
Tonight’s House featured a scene where House showed up to dinner with a “transvestite prostitute”. This was, obviously, hilarious, as transgender people are hilarious, and using minorities as a punchline, as an “ewww how could he” is hilarious. I’ve sent out some @’s to the people at FOX. There will be emails, too. This is so, so wrong, and so, so...
Apr 20th
Avery has decided to make her own deodorant.
Apr 19th
1 tag
John & Jane's pages
Apparently they aren’t both showing up in search… John: http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100001005080018& Jane: http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100000994339820&
Apr 19th
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So You Want To Help Me With My Homework
You do, I know it. Project, not particularly original, but whatevs, yeah?: Two identical Facebook profiles, except for the gender (and name, so I can keep track). Who will get what ads? The more active these profiles are, the more ads they should get. So I need friends. If you want to help out a bit, you can friend both John and Jane Fedison. They don’t have pictures, and have identical,...
Apr 18th
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Discussing Hebrew, and the "ch" sound
Avery: Your language is too hard!
Me: What? It's not just Hebrew! In Spanish they roll the r!
Avery: Yes, because they are spicy.
Apr 18th
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Apr 14th
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ACSblog | Virginia Adds Obstacle for Voting Rights... →
Bob McDonnell: most vile governor of Virginia since—well, actually, never mind. But he’s pretty vile.
Apr 13th
1 tag
Anyone want to read my partially-finished essay on...
At this point I don’t care if I’m right, or make much sense. I just need a copyeditor.
Apr 12th
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Spoiler:
*All* my scenarios end with Clinton in the Oval Office.
Apr 12th
Hillary Clinton On The Supreme Court? - NPR →
dooeypig: clapifyoulikeme: asprettyasasong: shaneguiter: Her name has come up in the past as a possibility, and this morning Sen. Orrin Hatch of Utah raised it again. On NBC-TV’s The Today Show, the Republican member of the Senate Judiciary Committee threw out the name of Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton as someone who might be nominated by Democratic President Barack Obama to...
Apr 12th
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Hillary Clinton On The Supreme Court? - NPR →
asprettyasasong: shaneguiter: Her name has come up in the past as a possibility, and this morning Sen. Orrin Hatch of Utah raised it again. On NBC-TV’s The Today Show, the Republican member of the Senate Judiciary Committee threw out the name of Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton as someone who might be nominated by Democratic President Barack Obama to replace retiring Supreme Court...
Apr 12th
18 notes
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I just accidentally said something very dumb and...
But I didn’t mean it.
Apr 12th
Never again.
Apr 12th
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Apr 9th
Apr 9th
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ORDERED.
Apr 8th
Apr 8th
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A North American sentence construction that...
indefensible: I’m mystified by the construction “on accident” in place of “by accident” or “accidentally”.  Being old is fun. I have heard “on accident” mostly in the Midwest/South, so I believe it’s a regionalism. Maybe I just hang out with the wrong Northeasterners, though. Also, it is horrid and makes me cry and hit nicely ask people to NEVER EVER SAY IT.
Apr 8th
Ooh, slight redesign over at Babeland.
Apr 8th
1 tag
I think my vibrator has bit the bullet.
Pun intended.
Apr 8th
WatchWatch
aedison: “The Weekly Show” returns, almost a year after it went away. Reblogging for, uh, the Wednesday crowd. And ‘cause she’s so pretty.
Apr 8th
Apr 7th
2 tags
After looking at Easter pics
Me: It's just, I need to give Lucy Kate enormous snuggles.
Avery:
Me: Fine, I'll give her your snuggles, too.
Avery: What a burden for you.
Me: Yes. I will survive, somehow. Possibly I will have to gobble her toes.
Avery: I said precisely none of that.
Me: You're playing Mario, so I have to make things up.
Avery: You didn't actually say that, just typed it!
Me: You're playing Mario, so I have to make things up.
Apr 5th
This is what the world's greatest chef looks like.
yowhatsthehaps: (ME. THE WORLD’S GREATEST CHEF LOOKS LIKE ME.) I did not have any eggs, so I made egg free, dairy free pancakes and I covered them in raspberry syrup and then I forgot to take a picture because I ate them so fast because they were the most delicious pancakes ever in time because I am the world’s greatest chef. That is all. Will be needing recipe thank you.
Apr 5th
Avery: Do you ever feel like we finish each other's--
Me: --sentences?
Avery: I was going to say giraffes.
Apr 5th
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Bella is doing her "dig like crazy and attempt to...
I think she’s trying to lay eggs for Easter.
Apr 4th
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Dude, some of us didn’t order our books yet because some of us are dumb, so others of us better not spoil it. Also, some of us forget, do we need to go through amazon.co.uk?
Apr 4th
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Hearting the fuck (cancer) out of this →
Apr 3rd
10 notes
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Happy birthday, baby
I’m going to let you play with your present all night long.
Apr 2nd
“Husband: So, we can agree to disagree. Me: No, we can agree that you’re...”
– marinelli’s miscellany: After an argument about grammar  YES. I hate that! Example! Kid in class: The South seceded because they wanted a new economic structure, not because of slavery. Me: Bullshit. Her: We’ll agree to disagree. No! That’s for OPINIONS! Not FACTS.  And here,...
Apr 2nd
The West Wing: The Complete Series Collection →
dooeypig: Guess what I finally broke down and bought after years of coveting? I may have to ride my bike the 30 miles to work each way before this month is over and I don’t even care. Who’s up for a movie marathon this time next week? [Insert happy dance here] Best purchase I ever made. I’ve watched it three times straight through, and have been feeling like it might be time for...
Apr 2nd
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