January 2010
17 posts
December 2009
194 posts
Someday I will write a Tumble and remember that...
Also that hitting tab does not take you from the title box to the post box.
Yes. Bird phobics are not the same as bird haters.
frageelaytwit:
I mostly write about the latter to mess with Michele.
Coincidentally, that’s my motive for *everything*.
As an American, I would like to know: WHY IS RUSH...
Think Progress, December 30th, 2009, 1:35 pm:
On CNN this morning, host John Roberts asked former Romney spokesman Kevin Madden about the hypocritical “heat for this president from the Republicans” regarding the Obama administration’s response to the attempted Christmas day terrorist attack. Madden claimed that the two reasons Republicans were launching attacks were that Obama “has very...
Lemon water is not food. Neither are flavored...
erinmargrethe:
ladawn:
My “Get less fat for SF” plan has taken me to some strange places online in search of ideas for low calorie meals and snacks.
There are some sick little starving puppies out there and I hope they find a way to get better.
I’ve been lazing on the beach with my girlfriends here in South Australia, flicking through tons of fashion and gossip magazines, reading all of...
http://luckyshirt.tumblr.com/post/307048914/turn-ar... →
nicky36:
luckyshirt:
Turn around, Mary.
Best secret I’ve kept in a long time.
“Shut up!”
Mary, you’re adorable, can I adopt you?
Does anyone know when "Wednesday morning at 7AM...
Not ‘til March, I imagine.
“Well, discretion is the better part of valor…I’m not actually sure...”
– My mom, wisely (or not. they share an r.)
“America wasn’t a place — it was a promise. The promise of better, of more, of...”
– Indefensible
We were told that, too. A promise. The first president I remember is Clinton. I grew up with a booming economy, no real wars, and the knowledge that carrying an American passport would keep me safe almost anywhere in the world, because people respected us.
Then that all went to shit,...
Amazon, I SWEAR to you that I only purchased that...
shoesonwrong:
Do you know how many Amish romance novels there are? Roughly nineteen jillion. Nineteen jillion stories of hot, bashful gazing, bonnet ripping, love.
My (ex-Christian) friend’s description of Christian romance novels: They’re just like regular romance novels, except instead of sex they pray together.
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formspring.me
How long have you been with Avery? How has that experience been?
A few days shy of 17 months. Amazing. Frustrating. Wonderful. Challenging. Stimulating. Hard. Surprising. Heartbreaking. Breathtaking. Unbelievable. Unforgettable. Life-saving. Almost perfect.
Ask me anything
My mom and dad and 14-year-old brother and I...
2 tags
I have nothing to do except wait and worry, so I'm...
Maybe when I wake up there will be something for me to do in addition to the waiting and worrying?
Or baby a bedadrilg.
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I deed a doodabed.
I spend an hour shopping online just to press...
myrm:
clapifyoulikeme:
myrm:
I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it. I’m just soooooo lazy and how am I supposed to start working out if I can’t order a proper sports bra online?!
I’m confused. Title Nine ships to Canada.
I LOVE YOU!!!
I know.
I’ve also tried on a bunch of their bras, so I can offer advice, too! But maybe not here. Or here, whatever.
I spend an hour shopping online just to press...
myrm:
I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it. I’m just soooooo lazy and how am I supposed to start working out if I can’t order a proper sports bra online?!
I’m confused. Title Nine ships to Canada.
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Más!
Do you think llamas are cool or just show offs cause they have badass names but are just stupidfaces that try to eat you when you go to the drive through safari GODDAMN LLAMAS!!!
I’ve never been to a drive through safari, but my encounters with llamas at zoos indicate that they spit, and also are pretty full of themselves. WE GET IT. YOUR NAME IS LIKE THE DALAI LAMA, EXCEPT NOT AT ALL SO...
People shouldn't give me permission to ask...
(via myrm)
You can ask me as many questions as you want, sugar.
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This is fun, you guys!
Did you hear me clap?
Yes, and it was awesome. Thanks!
If there are 4 bathroom stalls, which one do you go into first?
The handicapped. And I pray it doesn’t have period blood in it like the one at the theater today, which one the 7-year-olds I was with found. WHAT THE FUCK, women?
What’s the earliest memory you have of falling?
Um…I have no idea. The six foot fall from...
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My first question!
Did you ever dye your hair any weird colours?
Nope. My mom wouldn’t let me when I was younger, because she was convinced it caused breast cancer. (It doesn’t.) I was allowed to use henna, which she would glop onto my head until it turned actually a fairly nice shade of red, but I only did it a couple of times, because the glop looked like green baby shit. Once she got over the breast...
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Why the hell not, right?
At least it will give me something to do besides sit and wait.
We're there!
inthefade:
wordishness:
You guys are unbelievable, amazing, stupendous, fantastic. Awesome.
We’re there. I’m transferring a little over $200 to Leah’s account now. I don’t even know if she’s awake yet.
(Please reblog this if you reblogged the original post)
tumblr people <3
Let's get @califmom a new phone. →
inthefade:
wordishness:
Our friend Leah is having a harder time than most recently. Going through cancer with a loved one is incredibly difficult, and I can only imagine how hard it is over Christmas.
The coup de grace came when Leah’s phone cracked. A mobile phone is indispensable enough these days, but especially so when trying to care for a loved one who is going through treatment - as...
Anyone out there who lives in Vancouver -- if you...
redcloud:
infinitebutterflies:
bohemea:
(via suicideblonde)
Sometimes I feel as unpopular and unloved as I did...
entropyas:
No NYE plans….Not even ones to decline b/c we have to stay home with a baby. THEY don’t know we don’t trust babysitters.
I would babysit. You would trust me, right?
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Fine, you were all right. I should get an iPod.
“I carried a watermelon. … I carried a watermelon?!”
– Frances “Baby” Houseman
Dirty Dancing twelve hour marathon on TVGuide...
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MY MOM LEARNED HOW TO BLOCKQUOTE IN GMAIL AFTER...
I just came back from the bathroom and there was a...